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Products · Australia

The Products.

Things we make that you can actually buy.

Not everything we build is software. These ones you can hold in your hands, and they are on Amazon now.

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01 — Colouring books

One profession at a time.

Swear-word colouring books for adults. Printed single-sided, so your pens can’t bleed through.

Cover: the title on a white panel over a pattern of pills, coffee cups and crime-scene tape

Nurse Sh*t

What Nurses Really Want to Say at Crime Scenes

Buy on Amazon (opens in a new tab) Cover: the title on a white panel over a pattern of pencils, rulers, apples, whistles and bucket hats

Teacher Sh*t

What Primary Teachers Really Want to Say by Week Three

Buy on Amazon (opens in a new tab) Cover: the title on a white panel over a pattern of clocks, laptops, coffee cups, lanyards and clipboards

High School Sh*t

What High School Teachers Really Want to Say by Period Five

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Ambo Sh*t

What paramedics really want to say with the lights on

Coming soon

Christmas Crime Scenes

Festive felonies, ready to colour

Coming soon

Cop Sh*t

What cops really want to say at the scene

Coming soon

02 — Say hello

Want one for your profession?

You email us, a person reads it and replies — no ticket queue, no bot, no runaround.

hello@neurotrocity.com